From ZeuS to Shylock, from kit malware to MAAS, private groups and open groups, from POS malware to espionage, from Gribodemon to organized crime, this talk is a rollercoaster ride through the history of financial cybercrime. In the fashion of Bill Bryson’s “Short history”, this talk fills you in on 9 years of cybercrime, including the soap like events around actors.